No Crying at the Casino
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Testnet preview · Chain 46630

No Crying at the Casino

Sit down, ante up, and settle it with skill. Not luck. Multiplayer skill-wager games on Robinhood Chain, where the pot is escrowed the moment you ante and nobody walks until it is won.

Free to play. No wallet needed for the demo. Bots fill the empty seats.

The house rules

Skill decides. The chain settles.

Every table is a short game of skill between real players. No dice, no wheels, no coin flips. The contract holds the pot and pays the winner.

01

Ante is escrowed

The moment everyone antes, the pot locks inside the settlement contract. Nobody can walk with it until the table is won.

02

Skill, not luck

Reads, nerve, memory, timing, deduction. Eighteen games chosen because the better player wins, not the luckier one.

03

Rake feeds the burn

A slice of every rake buys $NOCRY on Pons and burns it. The house grinds the supply down as the tables run.

04

It settles on chain

Win and the contract pays you in USDG. The result is written on chain for anyone to verify. No trust required.

The floor

Eighteen games, zero coin flips

18

Three assets, one job each

You wager USDG. $NOCRY is the house cut.

Stable stakes keep a skill wager from turning into a bet on a token price. $NOCRY is never wagered. You stake it for lower rake, and the rake buys it back and burns it.

USDG
The wager

A stablecoin. Every ante, pot, rake, and payout is denominated in USDG, so a hand is a test of skill, not a bet on where a coin is headed.

ETH
Gas only

The native token pays for gas on Robinhood Chain. You never wager it. It just moves your transactions.

$NOCRY
Staked and burned

Stake it to drop your rake through the tiers. Never wagered at the table. A share of every rake buys it on Pons and burns it for good.

Stake tiers, lower rake as you climb

Free · 0 Bronze · 5k Silver · 25k Gold · 100k Black · 500k

Where it stands

From prototype to the tables

Live now

Prototype

The full game is playable here against bots, with all eighteen games, tiers, leaderboards, badges, and the shareable score card.

In progress

Testnet

The settlement, treasury, and resolver contracts are written and tested, and are deploying to Robinhood Chain testnet for a real on-chain run.

Next

Mainnet

After a contract review and a testnet shakeout, real tables open. Real-money play will be geofenced by jurisdiction.

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Be at the table when it opens

One email when testnet opens. No spam, no selling your address.